Sorry that I haven’t posted here in a while. Been busy.
Made a poster for the most amazing event ever:
Of course, this one turned out to be a little illegible, so I tried again:
But then new information was added, and besides, I didn’t really like the colours.
So I made this:
And then I was tired of making posters.
If I had made a new one, though, it would probably say something like this:
Join RAE and her super-talented friends as they bring you a vaRAEity fundRAEser the likes of which you have never seen!
Hosted by the World’s Greatest Living Person, Todd Charron, this mind-blowing event will feature all kinds of fantastic entertainment! Holy crap, you can’t even believe how much, I can’t even tell you.
The surfin’ stylings of LUAU OR DIE!
Glam goth rockers THE SEVENATE!
The adorable AMBER HARPER-YOUNG!
The totally-not-Asian JORDAN KENNEDY!
The giganticly talented CAROLYN NESLING!
The Dickensian KYLE SCOTT!
That hunk of Rick Rollin’ Love, AB HORRENCE!
A special One-Night Only appearance by COOTER NIPPLESTEIN!
The stunningly lovely DOLLY BERLIN!
And the magical debut of HEIDI SPARKLES!
The inimitable ACTION SLACKS!
The clever-name-less MCCREADY AND HUGHES!
The, I’m sure, quite awesome PONDWARD BOUND!
A special performance by WESLEY HOOPS!
The one-time only return of BEIGE OF MAJORITY!
Special screening of the webseries COMEDY BAR!
And more! We’re going on till the wee hours, guaranteed!
DJ stylings provided by DJ KrisWithAK!
GAMES! With great PRIZES donated by local businesses! A&C Games, Dragon Lady Comics, Eyesore Cinema, Foxy Originals, and She Said Boom to name a few! Make sure to pop a balloon on our glamorous balloon girl Glamourpuss Burlesque’s Paralee Pearl!
If your birthday is close to the date, let us know and maybe we’ll do something nice for you 😉 If you come dressed like Rae, you get a shitty prize! And there will totally be CAKE!
Come to the TORONTO UNDERGROUND CINEMA on MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 5TH (Labour Day!)!
Doors at 7:30, show at 8:00.
$15 and totally worth it!
How can you possibly not show up to this? Seriously, like, what’s wrong with you? Even if you have no idea who Rae is. She’d love to meet you! I mean, you want to support independent art and culture, don’t you?
COME WISH RAE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAMN IT!!!
Well, ahem, anyway…
I’m also donating an original painting to the prize draw. How’s that, huh? Does that sweeten the deal? You can actually win original ART!
And wait until you see the other painted surprise I have in store…
(it’s gonna be wild)
Come to the TORONTO UNDERGROUND CINEMA at 7:30 sharp (show starts at 8)
186 Spadina Ave
just above Queen.
SEE YOU THERE!!!